POEM: Toll Call

Toll Call

By Alexandra Erin


 

First Published: September 22nd, 2015


 

To continue this call in English, press 1.
To continue a different call, press 2.
To resume a call you don’t remember placing, press 3.
To end a call you had no intention of ever beginning, press 4.
To speak with technical support, press 5.
To speak with the dead, press 6.
For billing inquiries, press 7.
For all other inquiries, press 8.
For other other inquiries, press 9.

If you know your party’s extension,
enter a perfect dreamless sleep
and never awaken
now.

If you’d like to leave a message,
please consider with whom,
and at what cost.

If you’d like to speak with the operator,
please hang up the phone
and turn around
slowly.

Please have your account number
and be ready to scream.
Be ready to run.
It won’t help.
Nothing will help.

Your call is very important to us.
It will be answered in the order it was received.

STATUS: Tuesday, September 22nd

The Daily Report

Today events are taking me out of the office for a good chunk of the day. I’m doing some random writing in the morning. Today’s Thing of the Day might go up a bit later than usual, it’s hard to say.

The State of the Me

Did some extra walking yesterday because it was such a nice day for it, and I had a ton of nervous energy. I’m feeling pretty amazing. The walking is not the only factor… I wouldn’t have started if I wasn’t feeling good… but there’s definitely a virtuous cycle at work.

Plans For Today

See above!

FICTION: “Sometimes, There Are Dolphins”

 

SOMETIMES, THERE ARE DOLPHINS

By Alexandra Erin


First Publication: September 21st, 2015
Word Count: ~2,000


 

Honeymoon Island, off the gulf coast of Florida, was connected to the mainland city of Dunedin by a causeway. It was a state park, open every day from eight a.m. until sunset. The beaches of Honeymoon Island were laid with shells as other beaches are covered in sand, with a fresh batch deposited daily by the gulf water tides.

The water as seen from the shore presented a shimmering spectrum of ocean hues, from sun-dappled silver to sparkling emerald to deep azure and many incomprehensible blends in between. The near-constant wind blowing in off the gulf keeps the clouds moving at a brisk pace, ensuring that even the most overcast days often present an interesting sight when the sun begins to dip below the distant waters at the curve of the world.

None of this had made much of an impression on Clara. She’d enjoyed the first afternoon at the beach well enough, and had had enough fun splashing around in the surf and collecting shells that she hadn’t minded staying to stare at the horizon with her mother.

“Sometimes, there are dolphins,” her mother had said excitedly. “They skim right along the shore, swimming in a pod. They trace the causeway and follow the outline of the island. Sometimes they jump and show off, or swim back and forth. They don’t always come, of course, but when they do, it’s usually it right before sunset.”

There hadn’t been any dolphins, though, that night or any of the five that followed. Each night, her mother had repeated the words “sometimes, there are dolphins,” at least once, with a little less fervor. Clara had gone from resenting her mother for dragging her out each night to feeling sorry for her.

This was the last night of their vacation, and now Clara was excited even though her mother wasn’t.

It was all because of the book.

She’d found it in the crawlspace over the garage of Grandpa’s old rundown little retirement cabin days ago, but it had taken her some time to learn how to read it. She’d never seen a book like it before, one not printed with orderly uniform letters but written by hand, many hands. Some of the letters were loopy and sprawling, some were spider-leg thin, but they all crowded against one another on pages that seemed like they should have been roomy enough to accommodate anyone.

Looking at the writing had given Clara a headache at first, as well as an odd, fluttery feeling in the pit of her stomach. Curiosity had brought her back to the book, though.

That, and boredom.

Florida was supposed to be fun, but this wasn’t anywhere close to the right part of Florida, as far as she could tell. There was no Disney World here. There wasn’t even a Universal Studios. There was a Busch Gardens, but her mother had said she wouldn’t like it, even though the best description she had mustered of it was “like a zoo with rollercoasters,” and Clara couldn’t imagine anyone not liking that.

“Maybe next time,” her mother had said, though this was supposed to be the final trip, when Grandpa’s affairs were all wrapped up so the funny old house could be sold off.

Clara didn’t know what her grandfather’s affairs had been. She’d asked a few grown-ups what an affair was, but the answers had been amused and evasive.

So while her mother had spent most of her time meeting with people in suits and going through boxes in what she called the study, Clara’s attention had kept drifting back to the book. In time she’d learned how to look at it without wincing, and then how to read it.

It helped when she realized that the parts written in red pen were newer and made more sense than the rest. In fact, they helped her make sense of the others. She learned to think of it as a teacher correcting a badly written essay, suggesting better words, easier words.

At some point, she had started to think of the teacher as her grandfather and imagined that he was giving her some kind of guidance, knowing how much she hated to feel confused. The day she saw some of the papers in his study marked with the same red ink in the same handwriting, she had realized she was right. That was when she decided to keep the book for herself. It would be her inheritance, the last gift from her long-absent grandfather. It would make up for all the missed birthdays and Christmases.

She couldn’t tell her mother, of course. For some reason, her mother hadn’t wanted Clara to know much about him. Probably she was still mad about all her own birthdays and things that he’d missed.

Clara had already somehow known she couldn’t tell her mother about the book, but it felt good to have a reason that she could use to explain to herself why this must be so.

But even though she would keep the book for herself, she wouldn’t be selfish about it.

When she’d found the ritual, she’d known that her grandfather had a gift for his daughter, too. He’d spent so much time marking it out, translating the instructions into simple terms and even drawing clear diagrams. All the words were sounded out in bright red ink. It couldn’t be simpler.

The sea-king’s summoning spell, the note beside the illegible title had read. That was exactly what they needed. If the lazy old dolphins wouldn’t come out and play for Clara or her mother, she was sure they wouldn’t ignore a summons from the sea-king himself, whoever he might be.

She hadn’t fully believed that it would work, of course, when she’d tried it. It had just been something to do. She was a bit old to believe in fairy tales, after all. Not all the way.

But she’d…felt something, something rising up from deep inside and beneath her. She’d seen the candles gutter green and then sputter out. She might have imagined what she’d thought she’d felt, but she knew that candles didn’t look like that when they just blew out.

And the book…the book had slammed shut and spun around in the center of the circle, just like it was riding on mama’s old record player.

The spell had worked.

It had worked!

And so this night, it was Clara’s turn to scan the horizon as intently as her mother had the nights before.

The dolphins were coming, she knew. They were coming. They’d heard the sea-king’s summons and they would be coming. Her mother’s guidebook didn’t say if the dolphins would come from the left or the right…from the south or the north…so she tried to keep watch in both directions.

“Well, it’s a nice enough night for our last night here,” Clara’s mother was saying. She laid a hand on her daughter’s shoulder. “Better enjoy the view while it lasts. Look, the sun’s dipping into some haze. Do you think it’ll be swallowed up before we get a proper sunset?”

“I don’t know, I’m watching for dolphins.”

“Clara…I know I said there might be dolphins,” her mother said. “But, honestly, it’s best not to set your heart on it. Sometimes, there are dolphins, but it isn’t something anyone can predict or control.”

“Maybe,” Clara said. She almost decided to tell her mother about the spell then and there, but she thought it would be better if she just let her be surprised.

The dolphins would come by sunset. She’d had that idea fixed in her head when she did the spell, and if she’d only been guessing about how the magic would work, she still had gotten the distinct impression that the message had been received and answered in the affirmative: sunset.

“Just don’t get so fixated on looking for one thing that you miss everything else, okay?” her mother said. “My father…your grandfather…did that, he did that his whole life. He ignored everything else, everyone else, while he went off and searched for…I don’t even know what. I’ve been looking through his files for a week now and I still don’t know what he hoped to find. I just know that he died alone, half-crazed and full of regret. He missed so much of my life, Clara. He missed his own wife’s last years. He missed so much…”

“Jeez, I’m just looking for dolphins, Mom!” Clara said, whirling around and pulling away from the hand on her shoulder. “Will you give it a rest? I’m not going to miss my whole life because I spent one night looking for the stupid dolphins that you wanted to see in the first place!”

“Sorry!” her mother said. “I’m sorry, I…that was probably projecting. This is the first time I’ve been back here since papa’s funeral, and the longest I’ve been here since I was a little girl, and I’ve just…I’ve been feeling and thinking things that I left buried for so long. I shouldn’t have pushed all that off onto you, Clara. I’m sorry.”

“Sorry, Mom,” Clara said. “I didn’t mean to get so mad. I just…I knew you wanted to see dolphins, so I wanted to bring them to you.”

“Oh, honey, you can’t bring someone dolphins,” her mother said, with what sounded like a surprisingly nervous laugh. “They’re wild and free creatures, almost like people themselves. Honey, that’s what makes seeing them so special, you see? They don’t operate on a schedule or come when you call them. You can’t control nature. Believe me, your grandfather wasted his life learning that lesson, if he ever did learn it in the end.”

“Well, I don’t know if he wasted it,” Clara said, as she became dimly aware of a commotion among the other late-lingering beachgoers. “But…”

“What on earth?” her mother said, looking at a point behind her, somewhere out over the water. “What…”

Clara turned to look out to sea. Almost straight out from her, at a point on the horizon and moving on a path perpendicular to the nearest stretch of shore to her, something was moving…several things were moving, racing along the shining silver waters, leaping out of the water as they ran along.

“Dolphins?” Clara said excitedly. Behind the frantically frolicking figures, the sun was sinking into the sea.

“Those aren’t dolphins,” her mother said, then corrected herself. “Those aren’t just dolphins.”

And they weren’t.

There were dolphins, yes, but fish of every size and description raced along beside and ahead of them.

“Are they feeding?” Clara guessed.

“Nah, dolphins don’t hunt like that,” a young woman staring out at the onrushing spectacle said. “They try to surround a school of fish and trap them against the surface of the water, they don’t chase them down like lions hunting gazelles. And look, they’re not trying to catch the fish…they’re breaking ahead of them.”

“What are they doing?” someone else asked. “I thought they were supposed to follow the shore.”

“They’re wild animals, they’re not supposed to do anything,” Clara said. “Right, Mom?”

She looked up at her mother for support, but her budding sense of satisfaction was nipped when she saw the look of pure horror on her face.

“Are they racing?” a man guessed. “Or being chased? Why are they trying to get away from the fish? Don’t dolphins eat fish? I’ve never heard of a fish eating a dolphin.”

“I don’t think it’s the fish that they’re trying to get away from,” the young man said. “What’s that saying? If you and your friend are being chased by a bear, you don’t have to outrun the bear…”

The nearest dolphins weren’t so far from the shore now, and they showed absolutely no sign of slowing or stopping. Clara hardly noticed. Her attention, like everyone else’s, was not on the dolphins but on the rising swell far behind them, behind the stragglers and the leaping schools of fish.

The sun set.

He rose.

Ia!


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STATUS: Monday, September 21st

The Daily Report

Okay, the start of a new week. I’m going to lay out some goals:

  1. Every day this week, post a Thing of the Day (a piece of creative writing such as a flash ficlet, short story, or poem). I have more than five things sitting in my folder, so I can do this irrespective of other goals.
  2.  Every day this week, write a Thing of the Day, so I can keep up the pace. Some Things of some Days will be better than others, obviously, and the day might come when I write two or three short things, not all of which are winners. The key here is to keep writing and keep publishing.
  3. Finish the next chapter of MU and post it Thursday.

I have some other, less structured side goals. These are the main things I’m holding myself to specifically this week.

The State of the Me

Had a fairly horrific nightmare last night, didn’t sleep very well before or after it. My caffeine schedule was off all day Sunday, I think that contributed.

Today is one of my favorite kinds of days: cool and gray but not actually wet. It’s the kind of day that’s great for opening every window in the house, and the kind of day that’s great for walking around outside.

This past weekend, I upgraded my walk from my usual paper-thin ballet flats to a sturdy pair of sneakers, because my normal footwear is definitely not made for walking 2-3 miles in a day and doing so was starting to wear on both my feet and my shoes.

Now, the reason I prefer shoes that border on the insubstantial is related to the reason that my favorite exercise is walking at a steady pace: a chronic fatigue condition that makes my muscles use energy at an extremely inefficient rate. So switching to heavier shoes is easier on my feet, but harder on my legs and overall energy level. While I was up to a three mile walk with the slippers, I’ve had to start my conditioning over again with the sneakers. Frustrating from a mobility/independence point of view, but better from a health/safety point of view.

Plans For Today

I think Monday works really well as a low-pressure, free-form kind of day, so I’m going to keep with that.

 

Catching up on some reading: Chesya Burke

Back in May, I bought the Kindle edition of Chesya Burke’s short story collection Let’s Play White with the intention of reading it on the way home from WisCon. After our plane was delayed until the middle of the night (and possibly the next day), I shelved that because I needed to keep my phone battery charge available for being a phone.

Funnily (at least in retrospect) enough , the author was stuck in the same airport as us. For a while we were even both at the same gate, even though we had different planes. That’s how messed up it was. Anyway, after WisCon it was one thing or another: summer sickness, family weddings, depression, computer crises, more sickness, flooded bedroom… so it was only last night that I made it back to the collection.

I’ve said before on a blog that I think Stephen King is a better storyteller than he is a writer. Some people get the distinction right away. Some people don’t really think there is one. To me, it’s just simple truth: he is a master of storytelling who also happens to be a competent, workmanlike writer. Well, I say “happens to be” but I know he worked for those skills. No amount of storytelling gift would let him make the kind of money he does if he didn’t know how to package it. The storytelling ability is magic; the writing is the ability to bottle it.

I think it is because he is better at storytelling than he is at writing that Stephen King’s best short stories and novellas far outshine his best novels, in my mind. As fat paperback novels go, Stephen King is right up there with a lot of other people whose novels you can find in airports and drug stores. Right up there with them. Koontz, Barker, and people who write other stuff. Right up there with them.

But the shorts? The really good shorts? And the novellas?

Forget about it. That’s where King is King. That’s where he’s in a class of his own.

You might wonder why I have several paragraphs in a row talking about Stephen King in a review of someone else’s book. I want you to understand exactly how I feel about Stephen King, so that when I say that Chesya Burke’s book of shorts is like having a collection of the best Stephen King stories you’ve never read, you understand what I’m saying.

She doesn’t read like Stephen King. She has her own voice—her own voices, even—but in terms of storytelling? In terms of blending the fantastic, the grotesque, the mundane, and the banal? In terms of finding the voice of a time and a place… well, actually, there’s no point or need in comparing her to anyone else there, because I can’t think of anyone who’s managed it as well as she does.

The other place where she exceeds Stephen King as a writer of horrific short fiction is her ability to write emotively, with words that hit you like ice water dumped down your back or a sledgehammer to your heart. Where his prose is workmanlike, hers is alive with the weight of grief, of guilt, of doubt, of hopelessness… and the blazing intensity of joy, of hope, and triumph. It’s hard to tease out art from artifice when looking from the other side of the looking glass, but I suspect that as a true literary empath she feels what she writes and she writes what she feels, and she makes you feel it, too.

It’s hard to single out a favorite from the book. The story that gives the collection its title is the one that first put me in mind of Stephen King, and where I first really noticed her talent for plumbing the deep well of feeling. “Purse” is an honest suckerpunch to the gut. “Chocolate Park” is a richly braided mosaic story that makes me hungry for a longer work. “I Make People Do Bad Things” is a true American gothic, an amorality play rooted in historical drama. “He Who Takes Away The Pain” is a haunting and powerful allegory without being preachy.

“CUE: Change” is an interesting one: is it zombies being portrayed as a social revolution, or a social revolution portrayed as zombies? It’s possibly my favorite in the bunch, though I’m not good at picking favorites because I tend to like different things for different reasons, and this collection gives a lot of very different things.

I linked to the Kindle version above. You can find all the format/buying options at the publisher’s website: http://www.apexbookcompany.com/products/lets-play-white-by-chesya-burke. Note that while I endorse this collection on its merits, it is primarily a collection of horror stories. The content is very raw and includes the frank portrayal of racism, violence (particularly against women, and including sexual violence), exploitation, and horrific imagery. It will not be too everybody’s needs or tastes. Caveat emptor.

TOMU CHAPTER 307: Getting To Know You

Since I’m moving to a Thing of the Day model and since my Thing at least one Day most weeks is going to be a Tales of MU chapter, I’m going to start cross-linking them from here, so people who follow my blog or the thing-of-the-day category can keep up with them.

Today’s chapter is 307: Getting To Know You. I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t informed by the “cool kids” discourse I’ve been participating in and observing on Twitter and around the internets, but I’d also be lying if I said my take on that hasn’t been shaped by my experiences writing Mackenzie all these years.

STATUS: Friday, September 18th

The Daily Report

So, today I moved a little bit closer to my “morning commute” concept by taking my walk in the morning, if not exactly during the hour before my scheduled start time. The more I do this, the less energy/attention it takes to walk and the more my mind can wander, which is really useful. I used to do a lot of my creative recharging/planning/brainstorming during the long walks I *had* to take for work.

I mentioned I’m moving towards a “thing of the day” creative model, where every day I post a thing. Once a week, most weeks, that’s going to be a Tales of MU chapter. It might also be poems, short stories, flash ficlets, whatever. I’ve also been trying a thing with my partner Jack where we use a random plot idea generator and write a flash story together around it. Our goal is to do this once a week. We’ve got two of them so far. Starting next week, I’ll be posting them among my Things of the Day, probably on Friday.

My last remaining mental obstacle on getting Angels of the Meanwhile put to bed and sent out was the thought that my own e-book formatting skills are too meager for anything but my own butchered wares. I’m going to say, in the past week or so I’ve seen a couple of other e-book offerings where absolutely no care was taken in converting them, to the point that there are broken links, missing page breaks, etc. Like nobody even double-checked that the set-up still worked across platforms, just fired it off into the void and called it good.

I’m better than that. I might not be the best, but I’m not the worst, and I’m good enough. This is a thought to hold onto as I go into next week.

The State of the Me

The walking thing gets easier and easier. Each day by the time I got home my lower back was hurting. Today, nope. I’m a little surprised I haven’t exhausted myself, but I guess I’ve been rigorous enough in my occasional exercise bike use and pacing around the backyard that I’m not completely out of shape.

Plans For Today

Got a MU chapter coming up as the Thing of the Day.

FLASH FICTION: “Feeding Gnarlybone”

Feeding Gnarlybone
By Alexandra Erin


First Publication: September 17th, 2005
Word Count: ~400


 

“Why do trolls live under bridges?”

“Well, properly speaking, trolls don’t live under bridges,” I said. “They’re highly magical creatures, you see, and they like to live in canyons and river beds, places where there’s a steady flow of energy for them to tap…”

“But then why does everyone act like they do? And what about old Gnarlybone? Is it just him?”

“You didn’t let me finish,” I said. “Trolls live in canyons and river beds, but those things don’t exactly come with roofs, do they? So the troll builds himself a little house out of stone… no one’s cunning with stone the way a troll is, and they anchor it on both sides of the pass, and what does that give you?”

“A bridge!”

“Something very like one, yes,” I said. “Close enough that they might as well do a little extra work to make it into one. Because the places where they like to live are natural channels for natural energy, but there is another kind of energy that’s created when folk travel on the same path in enough numbers for enough time. The flow of ideas, of thoughts, of words, of life… it creates a channel that intersects the one the troll taps.”

“So trolls don’t actually eat travelers?”

“Have you ever heard of old Gnarlybone eating anyone?”

“…well…”

“Have you ever known anyone who got eaten by Gnarlybone?”

“…no.”

“It would be accurate to say that trolls feed on travelers, or on travel, but so do humans and most other folk,” I said. “After all, we’d be in pretty sorry shape if we couldn’t get grain from the flatlands, wouldn’t we? But trolls can survive without that kind of commerce, as long as they can tap a powerful enough natural flow. The way I understand it is that it makes things better for them, like a bit of honey or spice might do. It’s a thing they can live without, but life is better when they have it.”

“So rivers are troll food, but roads are troll candy!”

“Yes,” I said. “I suppose that’s about right.”

“So we should probably go down into town tomorrow.”

“Oh?” I said. “Why do you say that? Are you in the mood for some candy yourself?”

“No! Because then we’ll be feeding Gnarlybone, and he won’t have to eat anyone.”

I laughed.

“I don’t think it works that way,” I said. “Anyway, we don’t need anything from town.”

“But we could buy some candy.”

“I thought you didn’t want any.”

“Yeah, but if it would help us feed Gnarlybone… I’d take some.”


 

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STATUS: Thursday, September 17th

The Daily Report

Everything is going super awesome for me, except for one thing: the back of my brain is still super sold on the idea of Friday as posting day. I spent a lot of yesterday fighting to get the creative gears engaged, took a walk, blew some steam off on Twitter, moved around the house… and still couldn’t get out of the “mostly brainstorming TOMU” frame of mind. Just wasn’t happening.

After a super productive Monday and Tuesday, I got very little done yesterday (except for the walk, which was nice). Today I’ve had a bit more luck, but it’s not coming together into a finished chapter for me. So, I think I’m going to need to shift things around progressively. This week, I’ll post on Friday. Next week, I’ll aim for Thursday. Week after that, Wednesday.

Everything else is seriously super great for me, mentally and emotionally. I think it’s just a matter of having stressed so much out over the idea of Friday posting (while being unable to actually do it many weeks) that trying to turn the train around is harder than I imagined.

The State of the Me

Remember when I mentioned I took a walk yesterday? Well, the day before I had a slightly shorter walk as part of an errand. I walked about five minutes out and five minutes back. The next day, when I realized I was stuck, I took another walk, about twice the length… ten minutes out, ten minutes back. Today, I walked twenty minutes out and twenty minutes back. I made it about a mile out, as the Google Map flies, which puts my average speed at about 3 miles per hour.

When I worked outside the house, I actually used to walk to or from work quite a bit, a distance that was between five miles and eight miles, depending on where I worked at the time. Having this kind of endurance/range made a huge difference for me as someone who doesn’t drive, in terms of being independent and self-reliant.

I stopped walking so much when I wound up working from home, and then even less when I moved to a part of town that I knew less. Then I moved to Hagerstown, which I know even *less* and which I’ve never walked around. In all the time I’ve been here, I’ve only gone to a store by myself twice… at least, not counting the small plaza across the street from the apartment we were in during the years I was bouncing back and forth.

I have two goals here. One is to get in good enough shape and town-knowledge that it’s not a big deal for me to pop out for an hour or two on my own from time to time. The other is to get so used to walking that I can incorporate it into my workday as part of a daily pre-work “commute”. My ideal is that every day I’ll go out of the house, walk for half an hour, then walk back. This will give me an hour to myself, away from the internet and alone with my thoughts, and a clear start point for my day. This was something that came up at last year’s WisCon, I think in a panel about self-employment (if that wasn’t the major topic, it was at least an ad hoc theme), and that I have yet to fully put into practice because I haven’t been comfortable enough walking around.

Plans For Today

I’ve been working on Tales of MU. I’m going to post a thing here in a bit. I’m working myself up to the idea of posting A Thing A Day. It won’t always be a long or meaningful thing like it was Tuesday, but it’ll always be a thing.

STATUS: Wednesday, August 16th

The Daily Report

Well, yesterday I said I’d be posting a short-short story, but I wound up unexpectedly finishing my 4k story “Walk Briskly” and posted that instead. I feel like it’s a good example of what I meant when I was talking about creative sorcery, as it was basically conceived and written in 24 hours. One of the comments on it said that it’s my best yet, and at least in terms of standalone short stories, I’m inclined to agree.

For a while, I’ve been thinking about getting into Teespring in order to bring out some new and gently refurbished t-shirt designs, as their pre-order model seems to allow for better pricing than true print-on-demand concerns. On a whim this past weekend I threw up my first design, something for the dirty-minded classicist that reads “Free The Catullus 16” on the front and has the opening line of the referenced poem on the back. You can see it at http://teespring.com/freecatullus.

First couple of days, I nabbed one order a day, which is the exact minimum rate of orders that would be needed for them to actually take the shirt live at the end of the campaign. It seems to have caught fire overnight, as there were three more orders between yesterday and today, putting us halfway there. If anybody’s been looking at it thinking that they might get on it but it seems like a long shot getting it to print, the odds are looking better and better. Note that this is zero-risk, as the orders only go through if the remaining necessary five shirts are ordered.

Assuming a positive experience with this, I’ll be putting out some other t-shirt designs… actually, even if this one somehow doesn’t make it to the finish line, I still probably will. Most of my other ideas either appeal to my existing fandom or just have a broader appeal than an infamous Latin poem.

The State of the Me

Feeling good. Feeling super good. Last few days have brought some much-needed perspective.

Plans For Today

Well, as of right now, I’m pretty solidly on track for getting my first Wednesday post up. I’m going to keep focusing on that in the afternoon.